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POEMS
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Best Short Poems Collection - 5
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Poochy Poochy by Rohit Sapra
Poochy Poochy....
Hey Poochy Poochy
How u today?
Poochy I am fine
Really?
How so poochy?
For I am seeing you
Oh Yah.........Really
Really.....Poochy Poochy
Yes Poochy
Is that so?
Yah my poochy poochy poo
Aww so sweet u are
Wow poochy poochy
Can u be so funny too
Yah I can be.
How so poochy?
Well whenever am with u
Smile u make me do
By calling poochy pocchy poo
Aww my dear
Really so
How is that poochy?
The things u say
Are so funny
Ummm.......Really
Is that so?
Yes my poochy
I didn't know so poochy
Yah whatever poochy
I know u joking poochy
No poochy no
Am not joking
Really?
Tell me na poochy
How u today poochy?
Fine as seeing u i am
Funny as u make me so
Cute as you call me so
Charming as you taught me so
Loving for you made me so
My poochy poochy
Aww.......My Poochy
U and only u Poochy
Please poochy
Don't joke.....
Why not my love dovie
Well poochy u called me ur dove
Yes poochy u heard me right
U are my love and the dove too
So become you have my poochy poochy poo
My sweety........And cutie pie
Aww......U made me blush poochy
Really I love u pocchy
How so?
Mmmm....The way I am doing now
Thanks love pooch pooch
Aww my poochy poochy
I Miss U So.
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Busy Bees by Jodilee Duke
You are so funny
that you are sticking to me like honey.
I am in love with you
wanting to tell you,
that my insides-
are feeling
sticky sweet.
Like busy bees
live in me,
buzzing a tone
of glazed ones-
to be…
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Trick Or Treat by Gareth Lancaster
Haunted houses,
Curdling screams,
Freezing bats, torn at the seams!
Full white moon,
Dripping candles,
Roaming forgetful zombie vandals!
Gnarled old trees,
Tossed in the breeze.
Cold ghosts shivering, knocking their knees!
Trick and treating,
From door to door,
Not enough sweets, I must have more!!!
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My Dog is Now a Cow by Suzanne Sheppard-Joiner
I suspect it is as hard as can be
To find a dog without any fleas.
The Vet gave me a pill, for my dog to take....
When I showed it to him he jumped in the lake...
He finally came home about supper time.
Well, then I told him he was no friend of mine...
I told him the next day, to the vet we would go..
When that time came I drove real slow..
I drove up close, right next to the door....
I opened the car door, but could see him no more...
He broke his leash, and ran away...
I haven't seen him for days and days.
I got a call from a neighbor of mine.
For on his rug my dog had dined.
Boy, oh, boy was I ever mad.
He knew right then I was truly sad.
One hundred dollards was the cost of the rug...
Right then I thought Why couldn't I had a pet bug ?
I worked real hard both day and night
To pay for a rug that wasn't in sight.
Let's get back to my dog right now....
The good news, I traded him for a big fat cow.....
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