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Short Silly Poem Database - 21
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The Crocodile by Gareth Lancaster
Today I saw a crocodile,
It sat and stared at me!
I didn't run, I didn't shriek,
In case I was his tea!
No move I saw the snapper make,
His jaws remained tight shut.
Whilst sweat poured down my forehead,
I heard rumbles from his gut!
I've been in worse predicaments,
But only in my head.
Like wrestling with big brown bears,
And monsters from our shed!
But feeling brave I shuffled close,
To see his scary jaws.
The crocodile was not impressed,
And flexed his giant claws!
The beast prepared to eat me up,
He snapped, he snarled, he blew!
But I just stood and tapped the glass,
'Cause this croc is in the zoo!
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Chief Sitting Fool by JoJo Bean
(Dodgy Dave Tale) Chief Sitting Fool
Another name for my Dodgy friend
But this one is more pretend
You see we were chatting last night
And again he lifted my spirits to new heights
He showed a picture of himself to me
And I just couldn't believe
There he was donning a complete Indian suit
Head dress and all to boot
I couldn't dishonor the great Indian 'Sitting Bull'
So David is now my 'Chief Sitting Fool'
(Not the fool that is dumb you see
Just the one that is funny to me)
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Being the Player by Jerry Abrahamson
Doesn't it seem kind of funny
That we always want to be the player
The one that's in the action
The one that's in the spotlight
Doesn't it seem kind of funny
That we ca solve all the problems
From the outside obseving
What the other people are doing
But we don't seem to jump in
To solve all the problems
Because we may find out
What being the player is all about
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Don't Bother Any Butterflies by Kenn Nesbitt
Don't bother any butterflies.
Give ladybugs no grief.
Don't irritate the inchworm
as it strolls along the leaf.
Do not besiege the bumblebee
or set upon the fly.
If a spider walks beside you
let the spider sidle by.
Try not to plague the locust.
Let the caterpillar pass.
Investigate no anthill
with your magnifying glass.
Don't terminate the termite
or antagonize the flea.
If a beetle is before you,
let it be, yeah, let it be.
If you should come across a bug
you now know what to do,
for if you do not bug the bug
the bug will not bug you.
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