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POEMS
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Short easy to read poetry - 16
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Love n/or hate by Tamika Scott
I hate you because u dumped me
I hate you because u broke my heart
I hate you because the one time i let myself love u tore me apart
I hate you because u was nothing but anotha guy n i didn't need that
But wait thats just the bad
I love you because u set the standards low 4 my man
I love you because u showed me what a true man wasn't
I love you because now the man im with makes you look like dust
N the funny thing about that is he didn have to do much
So thanks for showing me what a man is not suppose to be like
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Are Elephants Real? by Gareth Lancaster
'Are elephants real?' I asked my dad.
He looked quite stunned and shocked.
''Cause if they are well don't you think,
You'd see them in the shops?'
'It's not like that,' dad said to me.
'They're just not put on sale.'
'But why?' I said, 'They should, you know,
And maybe also Whales!'
'I don't understand,' my dad confessed,
'Why you think this should be so.'
He scratched his head and then his chin,
'I don't get it. No...no...no!'
'Just think of it,' I said to dad,
'They'd be fun to have around!'
'I could use one just to help me,
See the world from off the ground.'
'That's true,' dad said, 'But you should know,
That elephants don't like cities.'
'Oh,' I said, 'Well that's a shame,
That really is a pity.'
'So that's why we can't buy them!', I said,
'In the shops around the town.'
'But if we lived in the countryside,'
'We'd see them all around!'
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Terrance Vamp by Gareth Lancaster
Terrance Vamp,
The blood-sucking scamp,
Was tired of spooking at night.
For he can't go out,
When the sun is about,
As he melts if he sits in the light!
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My Dad's a Secret Agent by Kenn Nesbitt
My dad's a secret agent.
He's an undercover spy.
He's the world's best detective.
He's the perfect private eye.
He's a Pinkerton, a gumshoe,
He's a snoop and he's a sleuth.
He's unrivaled at detecting
and uncovering the truth.
He's got eyesight like an eagle.
He's got hearing like a bat.
He can out-smell any bloodhound.
He's as stealthy as a cat.
He can locate nearly anything
with elementary ease.
But no matter how he looks and looks
my dad can't find his keys!
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