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POEMS
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Best Short Poems Collection - 22
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Davetheleg by David Darbyshire
I never went to school,
I havn't read many books.
I don't try to be cool,
get lots of funny looks.
I love to write poetry,
but my grammer ain't so good.
I try to write with humor,
I think everybody should.
So I take pen to paper,
or fingers to the keys.
And write something funny,
for everyone to please.
Seldom, it comes out good,
most times it's really bad.
I never give up, and
by no way, am I ever sad.
Please read and enjoy,
every poem I deploy.
I am sure I will raise a smile,
as big as my poems in a pile.
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Not So Normal Winter by Ariel Kleppinger
So, I saw a poem
About a winter wonderland
With snow and bunnies
and sleds and horses
The wonderland that country folk
Find so entertaining.
But I want something else,
More different and lively.
I want fat aunts
Who wrap your presents
In the Sunday funnies,
Or little brothers
Who free snowballs' till you go to sleep.
Or maybe I want a dog
Who you feed your meatloaf too
And in the morning laugh
at how warm it is in December.
I want a winter wonderland
Filled with the scent
Of pine sol instead of cookies,
Where you sit at home
In front of the TV
Having a Johnny Depp movie marathon
While roasting marshmellows over the stove.
Maybe I'm strange
Or crazy
Or creative
Or sassy, ha.
But I want a winter...
Where your dad starts the burping contest.
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Musings by Herbert Nehrlich
Came the Rabbi to the Abbey, met the Abt,
said Abdubai you disturbed me so I snapped.
Though the Rabbi wore a habit he was not
spending time inside the Abbey on the pot.
Often monks smoked funny grasses and they brewed
making life so much more pleasant, less subdued.
It's a funny and exotic life indeed,
even holy men are partial to the weed.
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Sweet by Sinead Jessop
i am loud i am funny i am brillant than enny on
p.s i konw it is a short on but oh well
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