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POEMS
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Short easy to read poetry - 23
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My Friend The Bee by Gareth Lancaster
I know a bee
He's not quite right
He really doesn't show
That flying really is
Something bees just 'oughta know.
I never say
To bumble bee
In case he gets the hump.
But soon I really should
To stop his scrapes and bumps.
He flies around
Head upside down
As fast as he can go
But he gets in a mess
And falls to the ground below.
And then one day
He came to me
With a plan that I had feared,
To fly around above the ground
On top of a big enough bird.
And so he did
Fly high and free
And nobody was to know
That on that bird
Was my bumble bee, soaring high and low
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Roses Smell Good by David Darbyshire
Violets make me think,
Tulips are pink.
Roses smell funny,
but Corn brings in the money
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Friends by Silver Akira
Your are the ones,
Who see me through,
All the tough times in my life when I need a hand,
The ones who will always be there no matter the problem,
You protect me from the pain,
Telling me all will be ok,
You laugh at my jokes even if they arn't funny,
You are the ones who can make everything right,
Even if it is wrong,
And I can't seem to make it better,
You guys are my friends through the good and the bad,
And like most things in life I will need you till the very end,
When my heart stops beating,
And I fade from this world.
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Chocolate Cake by Gareth Lancaster
I'm scoffing lots of chocolate cake,
But not quite as much as I'd like!
I'm wolfing it down with a whirl of my spoon,
and it's flinging up, down, left and right!
It's hitting the walls and spraying the floor,
It's covered up Bessie our cat.
There's crumbs in my hair and on mother's best chair,
And the window's one choclatey splat.
But faster and faster I shovel it up,
Not bothered I'm missing my chops.
As it drips from my nose and collects in my ears,
Gloops drop from nose and go plop!
Then too quickly it's gone, there just was not enough,
As I'd said at the start of this smasher,
With my greedy delight (sloppy cake on the lights),
Not one spot found its way past my gnashers!
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