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POEMS
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Short easy to read poetry - 18
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A Funny Noise by Jerry Abrahamson
I heard a funny noise
In my apartment tonight
It sounded like something
Hit the roof
I don't know if
I can find oout
What the noise was
Or what fell in the room
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I got punk'd by Vernazera Lumba
When u r around it could be fun
It's just so funny when you would run
I'm making this poem not to be mean
Its just my view of how u r being seen
On long car drives with may and jon
I hav to admit u talk a ton
Well I know ur just showing ur mood
But sometimes I feel lik shoving ur throat w/ food
Ur a great guy
May b not a total hunk
But from just seeing ur appearance
I got punk’d”
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Sensibility by Kene Hall
The five senses of man
sight, smell, touch, taste and hearing
are mandatory.
This makes you feel expeallagrandatory,
For sight for seeing the funny side of life,
Smell for inhaling laughing gas,
Touch for touching the funny bone,
Taste for the good life and,
Hearing for a rib tickling joke.
The sixth sense ESP. is only for the few.
The lucky are blessed with the seventh sense,
A sense of humour.
Like the barman answering the lady penguin’s question
“Have you seen my husband he drinks here a lot? ”
“Lady we get lots of drinkers in here, what does he look like? ”
Most important of all
This humorous sense stands tall,
It opens your emotional sensibilities
So grab your lover for platform seven
To travel on the happy train,
To the fun side of life,
It’s just like heaven.
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Bod, My Fat Cat by Gareth Lancaster
My cat's name is Bod,
He's really very fat.
His stomach's on the floor,
And he can't get through his flap.
He eats and eats and eats,
He just never seems to stop.
And when we fill his bowl
Not one morsel does he drop!
His fur is very black
With white bits on his face.
But he spends most the time
Curled up in his favourite place
He never runs around,
Or sneak or pounce or jump.
My big fat cat called Bod
Really is a lazy lump!
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