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POEMS
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Short Poem Collection - 13
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Easter by Stardasia Livngston
There was a rabbit name easter
She loved the name aster
One day she bought a bunny
Who loved to be funny
And named him decreaser
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Bed and Pillows by Rownel Allen
It's funny, I know it is
Having my bed and pillows as my buddies
I don't care what people say
I still consider them my greatest listener
They listen to my crazy stories, but not laugh at all
They comfort me with warmth, hugging all night long
I cry at times, they get wet with tears
But still they wait for me at night, when it's time for me to rest
I talk to them a lot, they don't get tired at all
I sometimes hear some answers to questions that I make
Or maybe it's just me, how foolish can I get
My bed, my pillows and me, sweet dreams all set
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Literally by Glenn Bagshaw
We've known each other so very long,
perhaps we should now be mated.'
Shyly said, 'Perhaps in bed, it's time for-'
'Sex? ? ' he ejaculated.
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A sense of humor by Ric S. Bastasa
listen to a joke
just listen and then don't mind the face of the teller
just listen and then something clicks
and you catch something funny
and you laugh
keep the joke and dissect it
let is stay
retell it to yourself or even to your friend
retell it how many times to him
and let him write it
you see there is no click anymore
something funny was lost
because you want to keep it
because you want to let it stay in you
one thing with a joke is that it must
always be something new
one that you have not heard before
i tell you, it is just like a poem
thereis this switch, a clicking
and then something happens
how can you tell it? you can't
tell it and then it is gone
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