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It's Funny by Rachel L. Z.

It's funny how the ones who show you the most love,
Are often the ones who say it the least

It's funny how the ones who tell you they love you the most,
Are often the ones that hurt you the most

It's funny how the ones who beg for forgiveness,
Are often the ones who least deserve it

It's funny how the ones who mess everything up,
Are often the ones who make you feel guilty

It's funny how the ones who are the happiest,
Are often the ones who've known the most heartache

It's funny how those hearts can always mend themselves,
If you give them enough time and space

It's funny how this life just keeps going,
No matter how hard you may beg it to slow down.


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This is all you've got by Lauren Nicole Hohle

Funny how things happen
Emotions,
in contradiction
The irony of it all
Lying in your bed,
staring at the wall
wishing it were the stars.
But this is what you've got.

I keep looking at my pictures,
Oh if I were some other place-
where i could show you the face
of my earth, my sunsets and snows
But there is no other place to go
And it would likely be no better
anyway.


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READ THIS.... by Aurora Lockwood

Isnt it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a tshirt that barely cover anything?

Isnt it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?

ISNT IT FUNNY that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone

are you laughing?

Isnt it funny a emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?

ISNT IT FUNNY that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

im not laughing.

ITS SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.

ISNT IT FUNNY that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY 'YOUR NOT EMO' OR 'ATTENTION SEEKER' WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OR LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS

KEEP ON LAUGHING

isnt it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life

without knowing her situation with her friends

or her family

or her LIFE

BRAVE ISNT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING

BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH

OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND

BRAVE IS

GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES

ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT

ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET

ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR 'FRIENDS' ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS

BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE

ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS

KEEP ON LAUGHING.


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Practical Application by Jennifer L. Karr

He’s teaching her arithmetic
He said it was a mission
He kissed her once he kisses her twice
And said now that’s addition.
As he added smack by smack
In silent satisfaction
She sweetly gave the kisses back and said now that’s subtraction
Then he kissed her she kisses him without an explanation
And both together smiled and said now that’s multiplication
Then dad appeared upon the scene and made a decision
He kicked the kid three blocks away
And said now that’s long division



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