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POEMS
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Best Short Poems Collection - 14
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Tick Tock by Gareth Lancaster
Tick tock, tick tock
Goes the old grandfather clock
Tick tock, tick tock
It never ever ever stops.
Swing swing, swing swing
It really is a wondrous thing
Swing swing, swing swing
I'm waiting for the clock to ting.
Ding dong, ding dong
Now it plays its little song
Ding dong, ding dong
Every hour all day long.
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Two Groupies And A Fragile Rock Star by Allan James Saywell
Two groupies who were married in Chicago
Left there husbands to live in LA
So they went searching for there idol
A rock star who had come too LA
They hung around all the clubs
Got to know all the little rock groups of the day
So when in a nightclub one night
They were introduced to someone
Who knew there prey
They got invited to the house
Where the rock singer did stay
But he exclaimed, i'm going to bed
So off he went for a little while
Left the girls to sit with the band
It wasn't long before he came back
And whispered in ones ear
Join me in bed, she said oh no
Not on my own, i have here with me a friend
He said okay so they went off to play
In his big Queen sized bed
She said it was funny, i could hardly get it on
He makes all these sexy funny noises in bed
Just like he does when he sings
She was laughing so loud
She later said, you know what was funniest
With every guy with whom i made love, i used to think of him
I was thinking he is great but
It seems as though it's not him
He had to work at who he was
He used to say i'm not myself this morning
Be gentle with me, because i'm fragile you see
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A Shih Tzu by Francis Duggan
It does seem to me a funny story though I cannot say if it is true
The one who told me not lacking in humor and that is to give him his due
'Tis one of those zoo sort of stories of how a man and his wife and their young son and daughter one sunday
Went to a small zoo in the suburbs from their home some five kilometres away
A warm afternoon in prime of Summer with only the slightest of breeze
The nesting songbirds chirped and whistled on the Parkland bushes and trees
The children they laughed in excitement a happy young girl and boy
Their zoo visit would be a highlight zoo visits most children enjoy
But the small zoo was a disappointment without birds and only one small dog there
A mangy dog who could do with brushing to remove the burs from his long hair
The father and mother of the children complained to the owner what sort of zoo is this supposed to be
We really think this is not funny since one mangy dog is all we can see
You certainly are not a zoo owner and this place it is not a zoo
But the owner he did seem offended saying read the sign on the gate a Shih Tzu.
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Professor Frimpinsock by Gareth Lancaster
Strange Professor Frimpinsock invents some odd creations,
No matter how much he's prepared there's always complications.
His Integrated Doodad just exploded on the floor,
And his Automatic Whachacallit smashed through his front door!
His Neo-Fibric Widget, well that didn't even start,
And his Wonder Dingbat Grabber quickly stopped and fell apart!
His Super-Tensile Jigger scared away his faithful dog,
And his Futuristic Dingus filled the neighborhood with fog!
His Frimintensil Hoo-hah burnt a whole straight through his chair,
And his Special Reading Gadget went berserk and singed his hair!
Now poor Professor Frimpinsock's at present out of action,
As his last invention ran amok and landed him in traction!
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