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Short Silly Poem Database - 16
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Oprah Appears on David Letterman! by Michael Jeffrey Gale
Oprah Winfrey appeared on David Letterman's
show! This made him happy, and his smile did grow!
Letterman promised to not be crude...She had
said that 'there was no such fued'! After her appearance,
everyone would know, Ratings went up, right after that show!
David was polite and was not crude...She just may one
day soon appear if he no longer is rude! David was
suppose to replace Johnny Carson, when he was through...
But Johnny had thought that Jay Leno would assuredly do!
David Letterman, it's true, is funny and thin...The only thing
funnier is Jay Leno's oversized chin! The 'Top Ten List'
is ever so popular when seen as showed...Jay's
Funny mis-printed, ads is also funny that everyone
done did knowed! Both TV stars have aged and grayed...
Some people think, they've possibly made their
appearances overly stayed! Who will be able to fill
the shoes of these two? Who cares, someone better
will come around, and certainly do!
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True...No! ? by Yafuso
The coffee drinkers had this one in a bag
laughing..........at the experimenting 'fag'
Real Funny Honey
he's like the Easter Bunny to hims friend.
He grew old'n cold asking for help
he died a teeny- beeny 'elf'
Hims 'friend' (he called himself)
drugged him so many times
he lost his mind.
Chairs loved the trash,
legs ahead.............. stayed ahead.
Another sad one for the 'Christians'
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I'm Getting Sick of Peanut Butter by Kenn Nesbitt
I look inside my lunch box,
and, oh, what do I see?
A peanut butter sandwich
staring glumly back at me.
I know I had one yesterday,
and, yes, the day before.
In fact, that's all I've eaten
for at least a month or more.
I'm sure tomorrow afternoon
the outlook's just as bleak.
I'll bet I'm having peanut butter
every day this week.
I'm getting sick of peanut butter
sandwiches for lunch.
Why can't I have baloney
or potato chips to munch?
I wish I had lasagna
or a piece of pumpkin pie.
Another day of peanut butter
might just make me cry.
But still this awful sandwich
is in every lunch I take.
You see, it is the only thing
that I know how to make.
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Saturday Observations by Herbert Nehrlich
Hilarious insults are so rare
in my hometown, where genes are pure
the word is out that we don't share
nor want an everlasting cure
but funny thing, there is one kind
of misfits whom you see around
they stir up trouble and they find
whatever slime lives on the ground.
They use the crud to whet their lips
and wonder why no human smiles
and if you want some special tips
you'd be so smart to travel miles
and stay away from sloughed-off tissue
even the Gods discard this scum
they do not see a real issue
they understand: Their time has come.
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