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Best Short Poems Collection - 19
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The Possibilities of Ice by Mystykka Mysterious
One day at school
I decided to put a pool
Of ice water over Mrs. Stuart's desk
When she sat down in the chair
The bucket turned in the air
And boy I swear what a mess
She stood up to shout
The person responsible will be out
Of school for a couple of days
It was funny to see
The stunned looks of glee
But not as funny as that teacher's face
Although I got out
Because of that teacher's shout
Mr. Owen said to me
Nice work young one
But the trouble's only begun
Because when you come back there'll be
Mrs. Stuart with a bucket of ice
And a room full of unsanitary mice
So Mrs. Stuart
I'm as sorry as I could possibly be
But you should have sen the look on your face
The day that you yelled at me.
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Not so nice of friends by Michaela Burns
My friends always put me down
They say im stupid
They call me a 'dumb blonde'
When I try to make a joke
They say its not funny
But about a week later they say it and laugh
When Im with my friends I feel empty inside
I feel like no one cares
I cant help but think if I can do better than them
When I am with others Im happy
They complement me on hair and clothes
I can talk to them whenever i have prolems
They laugh at my jokes even if there not funny
And no matter what they always tell me I donig a great job
When I get Fs on test my old friends say I stupid and need a new brain
But my new friends help me stuby so I can retake it
When I get dumped my old friends say i deserve it
My new friends give me comfert and support
Now I only speak to my new friends
They help me with everything I do
And stick with me, no matter what
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Funny by Sylvia Chidi
Funny is laughter
Funny is fun
Funny is healthy
Funny is nice
Funny is amusing
Funny is comical
A pelt of pranks
Above the normal ranks
Is funny when it is on
Yet quite sad when gone
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Memory by Jonathan Goldman
Memory has a funny way
Of playing tricks on you,
Whatever you think you know,
Are you certain of it too?
I wrote a poem some months ago,
Of Memories from my first school,
My teacher’s name, I thought I knew,
But mistaken was I too.
This poem I was about to present
To the Lord Mayor of Nottingham,
To check the name I did go to do,
Before Inscribing the Poem too.
Luckily I did, for Lo and Behold,
The name was not what I thought.
Change it I did, luckily,
As the error would have made me distraught.
Memory is a funny thing,
We must always check continually,
Before writing poems of past events,
Lest havoc is caused for you and me.
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