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Short Silly Poem Database - 14
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Chocolate by Charles M. Moore
Chocolate is funny
chocolate is fun
you can spread it on your body
you can lick it with your tongue
you can chew it, you can drink it
you can have it in the bath
chocolate is funny
it always makes me laugh
Chocolate is funny
chocolate is good
you can have it for your breakfast
as a substitute for food
it can be orgasmic
it can bring you paradise
you can lie in bed and dream of it
chocolate is nice.
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My Cousin Fred by Gareth Lancaster
He came, he saw, he trashed my room,
He pushed, he shoved, he broke a broom!
He sniffed, he snarled, I stood stock still,
He biffed, he bashed, my drink did spill!
He mumbled, he grumbled, he kicked my door,
He grunted, he groaned, he stamped on the floor!
He's evil, he's mean, but I like him this way,
It's funny when my cousin Fred comes to stay!
He's trouble, he's bad, but it works out for me,
His thrashing and bashing just fills me with glee!
As my mum and dad think that Fred's the bad egg,
So I can be naughty and blame him instead!
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Down In the Dumps? by Who Iam
Laughter is needed, it's the best medicine to make one smile
Amusement of some kind that tickles the body and soul
Urgently brought forth when full of joy and warmth
Greatly apreciated when down in the dumps
Heartfelt vibrations of the very best kind
Teary eyed when it strikes your funny bone
Earnestly intense when filled with happiness
Returns again and again if one appreciates the humor
Inspired by others, its contagious, doing the same thing
Sincerely accepted in all natural ways
No ones the same as all have a definite tone or pitch
Exceptionally your own with its distinct sound
Endless as if the source was stuck in your throat
Definitely a stress breaker when the moment is needed
Entices the hardest of souls when heard from the mouth of a baby
Delightful to expel when presented with a funny situation.
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Just One Of Those days by Arsiema Berhane
I'm so tired I dunno why..
I feel like I been working like a dog.
It's funny cus I haven't done
anything the whole day,
but sit lazily on this chair.
Its the weather, there's so much pressure
Its draggin me around
I really hate it.
September and April are the worst months of the year
transition months
I wish i could sleep those two months,
you know, writing a notice that goes like,
'wake me up when October comes' and
sleep all the way through September.
The same goes for April, but change the October to May.
The internet connection is awfully lazy today.
Maybe it is the weather again.
It's not worth downloading anything during the day
Funny how the weather is ruining everything.
I feel like doing something else
besides sitting on the computer
and writing this.
The weather is again to blame.
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