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A LAUGHING-FART by Bryce Coast
READ SOMETHING FUNNY..
AMUSEMENT BEGAN TO STIR...
DID A LAUGHING-FART
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To my uncle janus by Laudine Warbus
My uncle Janus, a very funny guy,
I don't know why you had to die
You were one of the funniest ones in our family
Now there’s only a few. When you smiled you always brought joy to us
Even if we were mad or sad you knew a way to cheer your family up.
Even though we all had our little fights here and there
over nothing sometimes or your little sisters and cousin
Getting in trouble all the time
You would get mad at us. I remember when I seen you at grandma’s
You told me to promise you
That I will never go to juvie again
And I broke that promise
But I am very truly sorry though.
I never wanted to be one these kids
Who always gets in trouble and end up in
Probation and go to jail.
I need you here so you can get mad at me
And tell me you care and don’t quit my bull-shit now.
I'm glad those you’re my uncle
You were so funny and cute,
It was hard for me to let you go this soon
But your time was up I had no choice,
and in the end you always came through.
By coming to my dreams, checking up on me.
This is Lummi where you lived
we all are here with the whole family,
Having a family dinner
Our hearts are broken, as you know,
we really can't bear to let you go.
Sometimes you were so crazy but funny at the same time,
especially when you were drunk, but now we hate it
Because that is how we lost you.
We all wish that you were here with us at the family dinner,
So that way you can make us all laugh our asses off…
or you would be outside with my aunties and uncles
Having a beer right along with them.
It’s the memory of you making us laugh that gets us through
Like all the fun and good times we shared with you.
And now my poem will come to an end,
until the day we meet again,
I pray that you are now at peace.
Goodbye Uncle Janus we all love you so much
We hope to see you soon with much more to come.
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Your Talent Overflows by Anna Pacheco
So effortlessly
From funny to serious
Sounds variety
Blues, opera, rap, plus more
How your talent overflows
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Funny Bunny by Drew TaylorScott
There once was a bunny
Who was really funny
That ate some carrots
With some cool ferrets
Then there was a bologna
Who was inside Rodney
Being digested horribly
Then he saw the bunny
Bunny ate Rodney
This made him funny
As he ate the honey
Covered in bologna
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