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Short Silly Poem Database - 23
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Eyes by Jeanie Travell
Its funny how you can see everything through someones eyes
how much they hurt
how much each moment is slowly killing them
its funny how eyes show when someone is dying inside
before the breath their last breath
you'll know, its all in the eyes
Whos are these eyes im looking into?
Im looking at a mirror, they are mine
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Rangatang by Allan James Saywell
Heh Lola, heres the funny guy
Quick Ben, show him your ass
Not on your life
Last time i did that
He shot me in the ass with his water pistol
Well, not a pretty sight Ben
Dont worry i got him back
I pissed on his shoe
Funny looking things human beings
Look at him go at that banana
What is that written on his shirt
Make love not war
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Super Spaceman Pigsworth by Gareth Lancaster
Super Spaceman Pigsworth,
The galactic Chester White,
Flies his spaceship to the rescue,
Of all aliens in plight.
This heroic hog defender,
Dashing astronautic knight,
You can see him vanquish baddies,
If you watch the sty at night!
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Conjuring Kevin by Gareth Lancaster
The world-renowned Conjuring Kevin,
Amazed children from three through eleven.
With his rabbits from hats,
A badger or rat,
He would wow and astound half of Devon!
But for Kevin things got out of hand,
As the creatures he plucked got more grand.
An otter, a cow,
A horse, then a sow,
It was not turning out as he'd planned!
Whilst delighting a crowd with his tricks,
His hat produced tigers and chicks.
A giraffe and a goat,
A most displeased stoat,
And a mule that gave Kevin a kick!
But the hat had not finished, no way.
Next a moose, a gnu, birds of prey.
A whale and a sloth,
And a flurry of moths,
They kept coming to Kevin's dismay!
Kevin stood, muttered words, waved his hands,
Whilst surrounded by beasts from all lands.
The children aghast,
At the creatures he'd massed,
As the hat just ignored his commands!
The was-renowned Conjuring Kevin,
Still amazes from three to eleven.
But no longer with tricks,
Does he wish to transfix,
As he owns a big zoo down in Devon.
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