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Best Short Poems Collection - 7
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The Old And The Young by Beo Nguyen
you know what
let's write a funny song
i swear that I'll make it so funny
that you will laugh your ass off
this song is about a boy and a rich old guy
the boy is smart, and smartness demands to be put
on the height
high, high and high
how high do you want to be
high, high and higher
as far as the light could reach
the peak, that's exactly where I want to be
high, high and high
how high do you want to be
high, high and higher
you know what
I want to step on your shoulder
as high as the sky plus your height
that's exactly where I want to be
the old guy didn't say nothing
he told the boy to pick up a penny
on the floor and left
hmmm, it's not really funny huh?
Ok, I'll be back
....... to write another really funny song
about life, my style
I think I'm a funny guy
no s h i t
what I got in mind
was my nasty idea
of trashing everything
and having fun doing it
yup, I enjoy making fun of myself
and thinking that's a funny joke
I'm the joke, you are the joke
we are all nothing, but jokes
but something really funny happened along the way
This time, it's funny
I drove out to get myself a sandwich
and as usual
complaining about the 2 dollars cost
of the sandwich
too expensive
you know what
Can I have a cup of water please?
that could help!
what I got in mind
was the arrogant thought
I shall teach this young lady
the value of money
But
after a long depressing way
driving home
I came up with another joke
Maybe, I'm the s h i t
that doesn't understand the value
of nothing
why bitching to have more
just to trash them away
and making fun of life
well, my style?
holly s h i t
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The bow-leg boy by Eugene Field
Who should come up the road one day
But the doctor-man in his two-wheel shay!
And he whoaed his horse and he cried 'Ahoy!
I have brought you folks a bow-leg boy!
Such a cute little boy!
Such a funny little boy!
Such a dear little bow-leg boy!'
He took out his box and he opened it wide,
And there was the bow-leg boy inside!
And when they saw that cunning little mite,
They cried in a chorus expressive of delight:
'What a cute little boy!
What a funny little boy!
What a dear little bow-leg boy!'
Observing a strict geometrical law,
They cut out his panties with a circular saw;
Which gave such a stress to his oval stride
That the people he met invariably cried:
'What a cute little boy!
What a funny little boy!
What a dear little bow-leg boy!'
They gave him a wheel and away he went
Speeding along to his heart's content;
And he sits so straight and he pedals so strong
That the folks all say as he bowls along:
'What a cute little boy!
What a funny little boy!
What a dear little bow-leg boy!'
With his eyes aflame and his cheeks aglow,
He laughs 'aha' and he laughs 'oho';
And the world is filled and thrilled with the joy
Of that jolly little human, the bow-leg boy--
The cute little boy!
The funny little boy!
The dear little bow-leg boy!
If ever the doctor-man comes my way
With his wonderful box in his two-wheel shay,
I 'll ask for the treasure I'd fain possess--
Now, honest Injun! can't you guess?
Why, a cute little boy--
A funny little boy--
A dear little bow-leg boy!
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Mine Eyes by Bill Simmons
Sometimes we say before we speak
It's funny how we so bold
Without a word the words are still heard
Somehow the eyes they told
Isn't it funny how we can be
Such creatures of such mystery
All that we are and what's true in our hearts
Through our eyes we can so clearly see
Oh the mysteries within our own souls
We hide so others wont know
But in the end and in the blink of an eye
Your eyes on you they told
Isn't it funny how life can be
Isn't it funny about you and me
Such creatures we are we tell on our hearts
Our eyes have so learned to speak
Sometimes we say without a word
Our eyes so tell the truth
Can you see mine eyes so telling on me
Can you see that I so love you.
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My Friends by Lydia Clarke
My friends laugh at, ‘How gay he is now’.
How is that funny?
Would you find it so funny if it was your ex boyfriend shagging men?
Thought not.
Ohmigod!
What’s he doing?
What’s he wearing?
He’s GAY.
G-A-Y.
He shags men.
It’s not funny,
That’s his lifestyle, don’t be so disrespectful.
It’s not funny,
I’m not laughing alone at night,
I’m sobbing my eyes out.
But who cares, hey?
As long as you’re amused.
Doesn’t really matter that the thought of going out with anyone else genuinely scares me.
Doesn’t matter that I am terrified of seeing gay men.
That I feel betrayed and inadequate.
As long as you’re having a good laugh.
As long as you’re amused.
You sit there smugly with your pathetic boyfriend.
You look down your nose at me because I’m single and I turned someone gay.
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