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Best Short Poems Collection - 4
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June 2,2001 by Wildflower
I took life to be funny
Today I see the seriousness
I wanted to be free and independent
Today I need ties and people
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Aerodynamic Mishap by Gareth Lancaster
I made a paper aeroplane,
It really was the best.
I took my time to make it right,
To that I can attest!
I'd planned it all so thoroughly,
I'd sketched from either side.
I knew that all would be amazed,
To see it swoop and dive.
But its first flight was not to plan,
Though it soared up high.
The teacher turned, it crashed and burned,
And hit her in the eye!
My plane, screwed up, went in the bin,
All agreed it was a shame.
But my teacher's got a big black eye,
And I'm the one to blame!
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Herbet by Gareth Lancaster
Herbet loves his sherbet when it fizzes on his tongue,
Like a million minute people celebrating with a song!
But Herbet loves it too much and he gulps it far too quick,
So it oozes from his ears and nose and leaves him feeling sick!
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Unfathomable by Gareth Lancaster
If it banged and popped
Then it popped and banged
If it coughed and spluttered
Then it spluttered and coughed
If it growled and snarled
Then it snarled and growled
But if it screamed and cried
Then it wanted to go outside.
If it huffed and puffed
Then it puffed and huffed
If it winked and smiled
Then it smiled and winked
If it sat and stared
Then it stared and sat
But if it jumped and laughed
Then it was quickly in the bath.
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