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Saved by Wade Greenway
People are funny that way...
People are funny that way
straight, narrow, are you wise?
People are funny that way
proper, careful, what's your size?
People are funny that way
neat, mean, are you my mother?
People are funny that way
curious, simple, I belong to another!
People are funny that way
lost, scared, what did you do?
Poeple are funny that way
old, red, i was born in Peru!
People are funny that way
sound, thin, where do i go?
People are funny that way
quick, wild, there's so much to know!
You choose the way...
...that you view people today.
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November 5th by Gareth Lancaster
Fizza-wozzer-clasher-banger
Swirling in the air
Smasha-dazzler-crasha-basher
There's another pair!
Buzza-popper-kacha-wuzzer
Bright and shining flare
Zinga-sizzler-whoosher-sparkler
Fireworks everywhere!
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I Wrote Myself a Letter by Kenn Nesbitt
I wrote myself a letter.
I mailed it right away.
And, sure enough, the carrier,
delivered it today.
I couldn't wait to get it.
I nearly had to shout.
I quickly tore the envelope
and pulled the letter out.
I anxiously unfolded it
but now I must concede,
I'm clueless as to what it says.
I haven't learned to read.
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Girls who didn't work by Andrew Jones
You think I'm funny
and like to watch my antics
you can't make me laugh
your lips are perfect
your kiss a sweet strawberry
I hate strawberries
you are quick witted
cute, sexy, easy going
you like the Packers
you're always smiling
I can watch cartoons with you
you look like you're twelve
you're a free spirit
I love spending time with you
you're sixteen years old
you are so gorgeous
I can't breath when I see you
you are twenty-five
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