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POEMS
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Best Short Poems Collection - 11
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Mumbo Jumbo by Gareth Lancaster
Mumbo Jumbo is his name
He loves playing lots of games
And he really is my friend
So on him I can depend.
He's got two great big ears
And a trunk that really curves
So he can reach the trees
With such grace and ease.
But he doesn't go to school
As he's broken all the rules
He knocked down their big gates
And scared off all my mates.
He shocked my teacher white
Oh he gave her such a fright
When he sat down in a chair
She told the class 'Beware!'
But I like Mumbo Jumbo
And he really doesn't grumble
As he's happy to be here
And I'll always want him near.
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My Elephant Thinks I'm Wonderful by Kenn Nesbitt
My elephant thinks I'm wonderful.
My elephant thinks I'm cool.
My elephant hangs around with me
and follows me into school.
My elephant likes the way I look.
He thinks that I'm fun and smart.
He thinks that I'm kind and generous
and have a terrific heart.
My elephant thinks I'm brave and bold.
He's proud of my strength and guts.
But mostly he likes the way I smell.
My elephant thinks I'm nuts.
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A Pome For My Parme by Charles Hice
A Pome FOR MY Parme
A Pome for VioletFlower
Word will not describe
world can not hide
young man looking in yard
for something to do (Oh look)
these flowers are funny(purple)
they are smell funny(holds it to his nose)
Someday I will have a woman like my mother
some one to love me a wife?
no it will now never be
but I tried Oh how I tried
but I have something better
better than a wife
I have a VioletFlower
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Santa's Accident by Gareth Lancaster
'Ho! Ho! Ho!' he said to me
And then he hit a tree!
'Cause Santa Claus,
Upon his sled,
The tree he did not see!
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