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POEMS
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Happy Birthday by Leia Abramson
(this is to all my friennds) (And if its your birthday best wishes)
(this is funny) (inspired by the happy birthday song (funny))
Once a year e celebrate
with stupid hats and plastic plates,
the fact you were able to make another trip around the sun
And the whole clan gathers round
and gifts and laughter to were found,
we let out a joyful and sing that stupid song,
Happy birthday now your one year older,
Happy birthday your life still isnt over,
you did not accomplish much,
but you didnt die this year I guess thats good enough,
So lets stick to your faiding health,
And hope you dont remind yourself
the chance of finding fame and welth...
decrease with every year
Does it feel like your doing laps?
eating food?
and taking naps?
And hoping that on day perhaps...
your life will hold some cheer?
Happy birthday
What have you done that matters?
Happy birthday
Your starting to get fatter
Happy birthday
Its down hill from now on...
(sorry if this sounds rude)
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Missing Halloween by Gareth Lancaster
There once was a witch on a broom,
Who flew by the light of the moon.
But she took a wrong turn,
Just outside Bern,
And missed Halloween, the buffoon!
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I too, joke by Sandra Berndt
I too, joke.
I am the joker,
I tell the jokes,
I love the jokes,
I laugh at the jokes,
I listen to the jokes,
I am the jokes.
Tomorrow,
I will be a comedian.
I will be a serious joke.
No one will be silent, for they won't be able to.
I will be so funny that there wont be a dry eye in the house.
Besides,
they cant help it,
I'm just too funny.
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Perplexitivity by Sally Clarke
I'm trying to write
A funny Senryu but I
Just keep running out of
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