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POEMS
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Short easy to read poetry - 5
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A funny world isnt it? by Austin Jeffrey
if its true that money doesnt grow on trees,
why do banks have branches?
why does a round pizza
come ina square box?
why do you still call it a building,
when its already built, ?
why call it kid-napping,
when it involves adults?
if its true that we are here to help others.
then what are others here for?
why doesnt glue stick to its bottle?
lastly, if we are not suppose to drink and drive,
why do bars have parking lots? .....................................
we are just a funny bunch living in a seriously funny world.!
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Witches Stew by Gareth Lancaster
Bubble, blubber, squirm and gloop,
Boiling broth of bat's tail soup.
Wobble, slobber, liquid goo,
Add the sole of one old shoe.
Spooky shadows dance around,
Of frogs and rats and snarling hounds.
Steam swirls rising to the roof,
Add one small ear and one old tooth.
Gnarly, scratchy, tickle and itch,
Stir round and round to make it rich.
Mushy, sticky, sizzle and stew,
They're making mischief just for you!
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I ASK MYSELF! by Giaret De La Cruz
All I ask myself is why
why would you look into my eyes and
say you love me, that i was the only one for you
that i was the reason you smiled, laugh, and live
why did you leave me out in the cold
tears running down my red checks telling
you i dont want this but yet you still left like
i didn't mean a thing
is funny how one day im your everything
and the next day im your nothing
you made me believe that true love
really exists but come to think about it i was
just in love with the wrong fool!
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What You're Not by Krista Thomas
I’m alone in the world, I have myself to blame,
I cant take it much more of you saying my name,
Go ahead, say something, keep calling me a whore,
The reason why you hate me is cuz you wont score,
You keep hating me cuz I always have a comeback,
But I don’t ever talk about the things that you lack,
You’re a liar and you think that your oh so cool,
I didn’t know that cool requires dropping school,
Remember that you’re not worth anything at all,
I remember you being a thug, that’s what I recall,
You actually thought you were better than me? ,
That’s really funny, you wont and never will be.
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