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Right Smack in the Middle by Sonny Rainshine

Ha.
It was kind of funny at first.
Barely March and a bird
sat in the middle of a pot of begonias
I had set out on a warm day.

Right in the middle.

He, like me
could not wait for
the Edenic promise of summer.
He wanted his paradise now and
he would have it.

Maybe heaven
is sitting in a pot of flowers.



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DISTURBING DREAMS by Aldo Kraas

All
The
Disturbing
Dreams
Kept me up last night
And it wasn't funny at all
Because I tried so hard to sleep
And I couldn't


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Bingo Buddies by LaVerne E. Fujak

I'm sitting here at Bingo and looking all around
at the nicest bunch of friends ever to be found.
if one is missing, you hope that they're alright,
and maybe had a special thing going on that night.
You show some pictures of your grandkids,
and hope that all agree
they are the cutest kids
and how proud that you must be.
You wish each other luck in winning a game tonight
a regular, a special, or the Jackpot you might.
We all do have our aches and paints,
And some of us have canes.
We all do have that certain smile
that goes with Bingo games.
And most of all I think you'll agree
that we are like a family.


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The Mouse Who Ate Louse by Aryaman Ajit Naik

The rat who ate louse
was really funny
as he thought he was fast enough to race the bunny
he had a race with the bunny
and it was funny
that the bunny
raced him as ought to loose
so he said to the goose
oh no here I loose
its OK said the goose
but he said no I hadn't ought to loose
why said the goose
you ought to loose
so said the mouse
its OK I'll have a competition who eats more louse
with the bunny
ya said the funny bunny
lets do the competition
so won the mouse at eating louse! ! ! ! !



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