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Short Silly Poem Database - 25

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Wayward Werewolf by Gareth Lancaster

As the moon came up,
The wolf sat down.
Tonight he can't just roam around.
It's just not fair,
It can't be right!
For mum to keep him in tonight.
He should be out,
He should be prowling.
But instead he sits here scowling.
For he's been bad,
He's made a mess.
He's ripped and torn his sunday best!


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I Am by Astacia Glover

I am funny and smart
I wonder when i'll die
I hear tiny voices
I see wierd purple people
I want to model
I am funny and smart

I pretend to care
I feel special
I touch his soul
I worry about my brother
I cry for my best friend
I am funny and smart

I understand about death
I say my heart is special
I dream about true love
I try to to be good
I hope to succeed
I am funny and smart


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Laughter by Linda Winchell

If you need to heal what ales ya
go and laugh a hour or so.
Then all your aches and troubles will flee
you'll be much better off you know.

Take some time to make a funny face
that's all ya need to do.
Then someone might be watching
and they'll make one back at you!

Find a funny movie
go and share it with a friend
Then all your problems won't seem so large
and maybe they will even end!

See the brighter side of things
it's better then the dark.
Let one fly in a grocery store
go ahead let it rip, and give the world a fart!

Laugh you fool laugh and run
for the store managers after you.
See I made you laugh didn't I
that was all I was trying to do!


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Destroyed Emotions bring me to my death bed by Kellyn, A Grau

Wandering in a fog of mixed emotions
A broken smile and a twisted dream follow me
This constant flow of reattached motion
Blinds me and makes me want to see
How dose the darkness blind me so
How dose my heart not understand
The truth is I would fall and you wouldn’t know
Its sad because I still can’t comprehend
The Compassion that plays with my feelings so well
The sadness is steering and the memories haunting
Will I be trap forever in this fucking hell
Its funny how you’re holding my knife and are flaunting
What are you thinking?
Do you understand where the source of my pain is from
It’s funny because I never see you blinking
When the bloody tears fall from my face and you never come
You just leave me alone to die and drown in my sorrow
I look right threw you as I soak in the desolation
The taste fills me with fear and I’m scared I won’t see tomorrow
How much more do I need to show you my desperation
I’m lost now and will my heart be let to die
Will my thoughts just be lost in a mindless conversation
Is there even hope left for me to try
I’ll fix my self some how even if I drown in my frustration
Forget me not is my last words to you
I’ll leave my blood hands for someone else to hold
My back is burned in a shameful tattoo
I’ll be someone else’s creation for them to mold
The chains won’t set me free and I’m so confused
What is it that I do, is my life set up for some reason
I’m so sick of my poor heart being so abused
Is there no one to set me free from this treason
Good-bye again to the world that I know
I think I’ll give in to temptation and just forget how I feel
The funny thing is I think my heart gave up long ago
I have come to the conclusion that my soul will not healed



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