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POEMS
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Best Short Poems Collection - 23
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Animal Intrigue by Gareth Lancaster
I see said the flea,
I spy said the fly,
And way up above,
A bumble bee sighed.
I squirm said the worm,
I rant said the ant,
And deep down below,
There's a mole in his pants.
I wail said the snail,
I dug said the slug,
And rustling the bushes,
A bird caught a bug.
There's a sneeze in the trees,
And a yawn from the lawn,
Where sleeping silently,
Is a mouse called Shaun.
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Yellow Pages by Stacey Collins
Izzy thinks it's funny,
to read the Yellow pages.
She sat and turned each yellow page,
for absolutely ages.
She found a funny little man.
She thinks he is an elf.
She saw the letter 'P' in Pub,
and giggled to herself.
She giggled at a serious man,
Wearing dark sunglasses.
She saw a naked lady next,
In an ad for yoga classes.
She found a teddy bear as well,
In an ad for parquet floors.
Joy is easy to obtain,
When you are only four.
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Count by Jessica Murray
everything i create
is a masterpiece
my bones are my
inspiration
and my fingertips
guide my creativity
the noise is
my only
demon
dripping lines of
maroon cover
sensitive skin
it's funny how
it reveals
itself
one demon
can easily
feel like
twelve
if given the
right time
and perfecting
of strategy
when i'm alone
i count the
numbers
and count
and count and
count and count
you've got
nothing to
worry about
i'll dig my
way out
i just need
to find a
mute button
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Granddad's Wayward Teeth by Gareth Lancaster
When granddad last came round for tea,
Whilst eating steak and chips,
His false teeth popped right out his mouth,
And gave us all the slip!
We glimpsed them fall down to the floor,
And heard them chatter fast.
Then before we knew what happened,
Through the cat flap they had passed!
As granddad sat, all gums and lips,
Dad sprang up and he gave chase!
But those ivories had moved so quick,
They'd gone without a trace!
Now granddad's got a nice new pair,
That he locks up in a jar.
And his missing gnawing gnashers,
Send him postcards from afar!
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