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POEMS
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Short easy to read poetry - 21
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Unknown by Graham Wolfe
So Alone, Headache Trembling
I hear the sounds
Stacie does not know who David Bowie is
I Find funny
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My Daily Prayer by James Weldon Lane
Lord, keep my days sunny
Please help me find the money
So things don't get funny
Like when you don't have the money
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The rose that grew from Concrete by Olufunmbi Aransiola
Did you hear about the rose that
grew from a crack in the concrete?
Proving nature's law is wrong it
lt learned to walk with out having feet.
Funny it seems, but by keeping it's dreams,
It learned to breathe fresh air.
Long live the rose that grew from the concrete
When no one else ever cared.
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The Marvelous Homework and Housework Machine by Kenn Nesbitt
Attention all students! Attention all kids!
Hold onto your horses! Hold onto your lids!
We have just exactly the thing that you need
whenever you've way too much homework to read.
The Marvelous Homework & Housework Machine
will always makes sure that your bedroom is clean.
It loves to write book reports ten pages long,
then put all your toys away where they belong.
This wonderful gadget will do all your math,
then mop up your messes and go take your bath.
The Marvelous Homework & Housework Machine
is truly like no other gizmo you've seen.
It hangs up your clothes on their hangers and hooks,
then reads all your boring geography books.
It brings you a pillow to give you a rest,
then brushes your teeth and prepares for your test.
This thing is amazing. I'm sure you'll agree.
It feeds you dessert while you're watching T.V.
There's only one thing this device will not do.
It won't eat your Brussels sprouts; they're, like, P.U.
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