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POEMS
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Short Silly Poem Database - 22
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Live, Laugh, Love by Sam Byron
live life,
laugh at the funny,
and
love like you know you can
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The Sticky Sticker by Gareth Lancaster
I stuck a sticker on my nose,
And now it won't come off!
The sticky glue won't let it move,
Not even when I cough!
I've tried to pull the sticker hard,
But cannot make it budge!
So now the sticker interferes,
And stops me eating fudge!
The glue that holds it on so tight,
Is tough and mighty strong!
And by mistake just yesterday,
It also snared my tongue!
But now to make my plight complete,
My finger just got stuck!
You know I shouldn't pick my nose,
I really am a schmuck!
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Mike Hill by Amber Lyn Charneski
Making everyone laugh with one liners
Inside his classroom it is like a home
Keeping us all on task to keep us going
Every one loves this jolly teacher
Happy go lucky most times
In your face when he needs to be
Lolly gagging if it is constructive
Loves all of his funny, silly toys
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Mr Anteater by Gareth Lancaster
Hello Mr. Anteater
And how are you today?
I saw you over there
Just going about your day.
You have a sticky tongue
Just made for eating ants
You snuff into their homes
And scare them out their pants.
Your claws are long and sharp
Just right for lots of digging
You can burrow in the ground
With your bushy tail a wriggling.
So hello Mr. Anteater
And how are you today?
Busy finding food I see
Whilst your cubs run round and play.
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