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POEMS
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Short easy to read poetry - 20
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Why Do You Care? by Jenn Davis
Why do you care about a messed up girl like me?
Why do you care about my meaning less life?
Why do you care about all my problems?
You told me that there is nothing wrong with me
You told me that I was perfectly normal
You told me that God was just testing me
You told me that you would be there to listen to me
It’s funny how I just poured my heart out to you
It’s funny how you were the only one willing to listen
It’s funny how you knew exactly out to say
It’s funny how your whole world stopped just to help me
To tell you the truth you really helped me out
To tell you the truth you really changed my night
To tell you the truth you saved me from doing something stupid
To tell you the truth you made my views on life different
That night you showed me that I’m not so messed up
That night you showed me that I am just like every one else
That night you showed me that it’s ok to fell different
That night you showed me that God is always there for me
That night you showed me a lot of good things about my self
So I ask one last time why do you care so much about me when my own family does not care as much as you do?
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FUNNY IT IS! by Subbaraman N V
Man is the creation of God
Machine is the creation of man
Man can be the master of machine
Funny it is he becomes its slave!
Man commands machine obeys
Machine demands man obeys
Man percieves machine performs
Funny it is he rarely transforms!
Man has his stress and strains
Machine has its stress and strain
Animal has its stress and strain
Funny it is man alone despairs!
Man thinks faster acts slow
Machine thinks not but acts fast
Man to control and machine to be controlled
Funny it is he feels weaker than the controlled!
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The Most Magnificent Zoo by Gareth Lancaster
Bumbleraffes and small Squiroose,
The Hipponoceros is loose!
The Babooeetah's running wild,
The Pandelot is looking riled!
Salaphants and sleepy Froat,
The Doladillo's in a boat!
The Carigators stalk around,
The Kangarat is much renowned!
Otterunks and Jagupus,
The Scorpiark I cannot suss!
My wonder zoo has no known match,
But it's not real, now that's the catch!
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Laughter by Ty Bohls
Laughter
People say there is nothing funnier then laughter
You can even chuckle some long hours after
You laugh at what is sometimes seen
You laugh at things you do not mean
Yet some where in all hilarity
In amongst that crazy parody
Will Someone please tell me, I’ll give you money
What makes laughter, so darn funny!
Why, when you laugh do people laugh too?
Laugh not at things you say or things you do
Its crazy how when nothing’s funny
People laugh and clutch their too tummy
Will anybody tell me? Wouldn’t you? please, sonny
What makes laughter so gosh darn funny!
Yes, What makes laughter so gosh darn FUNNY!
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