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POEMS
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Best Short Poems Collection - 16
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Untidy by Gareth Lancaster
Drink your food and eat your drink!
Throw unused dishes in the sink!
Splash water on the kitchen floor!
Drop mucky spoons into their drawers!
Clean windows with a dirty rag!
Toss just-cooked food in dustbin bags!
I'm tidying to be a help,
So why does my mum wail and yelp?
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Oliver… by Matthew Edan Oliver Palma
Rain pours as tears fell
As I stare my eyes swell
Through the window looking out
It is funny how it feels like I’ 'm outside looking in…
Always included but never belonging
Trying to fit in a world filled with longing
On the doorstep staring out
It’ s still funny how it feels like I’ 'm outside staring in… .
Mist falls as souls rest
My mind dwells in an endless test
Through this window looking out
I’ 'm still outside looking in… ..
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Fuzzy Little Monsters by Gareth Lancaster
In the morning when I get up,
There's this feeling in my head.
Like fuzzy little monsters
Still left over from my bed.
They grunt and growl and sneer,
And rattle all around.
Then they clamber out my ears,
Back to bed, safe and sound.
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Not Funny by Mariana Zita
It's not funny when
you laugh and call
me names
I don't smile when
you push me down
and laugh
I don't find it very funny
when you dis me and
say it was just a joke
I'm not the one who laughs
when you call my name but
turn away
Your jokes are not funny
and never will be so stop
saying them
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