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To my 4th period class by Daniel Cook
You! All of you!
In this class
What do you think of me?
After I read,
After I tell you secrets,
Embarrassing things
Things I'm afraid of.
My conscience is poured out before you
I tell you about my faith.
Do you even listen?
I’m different because of this.
Or am I the same as you because of all this?
When I say something funny are you laughing to be nice?
Or do you find me funny?
Do you think I'm weird?
Please tell me,
This desire for acceptance,
This anxiety
Is killing me
Do you see me the same as you did before this class?
I hope not
I hope you see me for what I believe, who I am, not just some jokes
I hope you see that I have depth
I want you to see me different
Do you?
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A Dream by Christina Conseco
A dream
Of me and the guy that
I think i'm falling in love with
He's funny
Smart, sweet,
A dream where everything
Is like a fantasy
As soon as something good is about to happen....
I wake up
From
A dream
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Tested on Animals by Paul H Tubb
When I get older, if I can,
I want to be a Comedian.
I practice for a couple of hours every day
Making up jokes and funny things to say.
But there is a problem, an inconvenience,
I find difficulty getting an Audience.
My family and friends cannot be there
They claim they have no time to spare.
In fact the only audience I am able to get,
Is Jenkins our dog and faithful pet.
Still I have to bribe him to come in the room with me,
I lure him in with a biscuit, and then I turn the key.
I start by telling him how funny my jokes are
Then I begin my funny repertoire.
As I begin my act, he starts to make a noise
At first I thought it proved, that he enjoys.
But now I’m not so sure, it has to be confessed,
I’m having doubts due to the Animal rights protest
That is now outside, shouting, “Don’t be so nasty
The noise it makes is Awful, how cruel can you be? ”
I then go down and tell them that I’m not being mean,
Jenkins is just my audience for my comedy routine.
I then told them a joke just to ease their fears.
When I did the protesters, began to cover their ears.
“Stop” they said, “Your jokes are bad we can’t take any more,
No wonder your dog was making that noise if this he had to endure.”
They then make me promise, never to practice my act,
Well not in front of any living creature to be exact.
If I broke this promise, that I made that day,
The said that they’d report me to the ISPCA. *
*Irish Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.
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Beginning to Realize by Jerry Abrahamson
Isn't it funny
When you're beginning to realize
That you're just like
Everyone else in the crowd
And then you have to
Get along with everybody
And you find out
That you're not such a big shot
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