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Short Silly Poem Database - 18
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Ten Amazing Monkeys by Joan Harrell
Ten amusing monkeys flipped upside down on the old computer
Nine humourous monkeys played with the funny looking mouse
Eight exciting monkeys pushed and leaped on buttons
Seven sleepy monkeys snoozed on the top
Six industrious monkeys broke the keys
Five mysterious monkeys emailed all
Four shy monkeys smiled
Three monkeys played
Two visioned
One
Two bounced
Three screamed excitedly
Four monkeys made noises
Five delightful monkeys told jokes
Six drew cartoons on the computer
Seven smart monkeys fixed the broken computer
Eight monkeys typed letters and sent them quickly
Nine monkeys slept on the computer after playing games
Ten monkeys gave the computer up for some singing/ dancing.
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This Is The Story Of My Life by Donna G Fowler
“Hello Darlin“, this “Table for Two” in “This Old House” show’s that “Love is the Foundation”
For this “Louisiana Woman, Mississippi Man”
“Here I Am again” “On My Own Again” “In the Garden”
Cause “You Just Stepped In From Steppin’ Out on Me”
I’ll stop “Tippy Toeing” around “The Other Woman”
From this “Back Street Affair” “Ain’t if Funny” how you “Lead Me On”
You see “I Still Believe in Waltzes” and I don’t want to be “Mr. And Mrs. Used to Be”
I told her once “You Ain’t Woman Enough to Take My Man”
So I’m saying to her now that “There’s Trouble in Paradise” and “The State of our Union” is still strong
Cause “I Can’t Help it if I’m Still in Love With You”
“I’d Rather Have What We Had” together forever then have “Feelin’s” for “A Man I Hardly Know”
“Ain’t if Funny” that “When A Tingle Becomes A Chill” you wanted to leave
“I’ve been talking to the wall” and going “Crazy out of my Mind”
But think about it dear, “I’m the one you Need”
Just say “Hey Loretta” I’ll take you back, just come “Back Home Again”
I know there were “Wings upon your horns”, but “I Can’t Love You Enough”
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Joanne's Dilemma by Lilibeth Sacmar Apat
The bespectacled tutor captured her heart
Something unexpected, something weird;
For the person who tickles her pink with his ways
Is now the phantom that lurks in her dreams.
Couldn't blame her if she laughs at him,
I did the same thing when we first met,
His manners are truly funny
And I find him effeminate.
Some unplanned things happen sometimes,
And there she is, can't sleep at night,
I'm not sure which bothers her much,
Her assignments or the next day with Jam.
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Jester by Fae LundConlon
Tinkling bells, cheerful and jolly
Festive colours of green like holly
Dazzling yellow like august sun
Strange little man does his best to be funny
Backflips, somersaults, tricks galore
Gleeful children beg for more
He smiles and lets his aht bells ring
PIcks up a guitar and starts to sing
Medieval songs, major in key
He sings pf visions, the sights we see
Our funny kester in stripes and spots
Dances round the baby's cot
Floppy hat falls into his eyes
This wardrobe malfunction will be his demise
For in the middle of a backflip
His solid routine hits a huge fatal blip
In his miscalculation og the caste wall
He jumped far too far and started to fall
The crocodiles who waited in the moat
Began to grin, bagan to gloat
With teeth sharp like razors, the animals smiled
As the jester fell the full half mile
For the animals who waited for their lunch
From the sky fell down their brunch!
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