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Dreaming of Summer by Kenn Nesbitt

I'm dreaming of warm sandy beaches.
I'm dreaming of days by the pool.
I'm dreaming of fun in the afternoon sun,
and week after week of no school.

I'm thinking of swim suits and sprinklers,
imagining lemonade stands.
I'm lost in a daydream of squirt guns and ice cream
and plenty of time on my hands.

I'm picturing baseball and hot dogs,
Envisioning games at the park,
and how it stays light until late every night,
and seems like it never gets dark.

I long to ride skateboards and scooters.
I want to wear t-shirts and shorts.
I'd go for a hike, or I'd ride on my bike,
or play lots of summertime sports.

My revery turns to a yearning
to draw on the driveway with chalk.
It's really a bummer to daydream of summer
while shoveling snow from the walk.


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The way I feel right now by Jon Edward Walker

I feel funny
parts of me are squishy like bread dough
and others hard like a fence post
some are stringy and taught
some loosely dangle.
my middle area swells
like a balloon and hangs
off me as if it weren’t a part of
me or maybe as if it doesn’t want
to be
I feel funny


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Isn't It Funny by Cindy Tang

Isn't it funny
when people flick their hair and look
down at you, snickering?
hehehe

Isn't it funny
when nature whips its lash and rips
through the sky, thundering?
roarrrrrroarrrr

Isn't it funny
when machines go bezerk and leave
a trail of broken pieces, destructing?
crrraaack

Isn't it funny
when you realize that these things
are not at all funny and
want to bonk yourself on the head?
No, not really. But humans
often find horrible things hilarious
as long as they are not the source of the
Funniness.


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Some Look by Celine Charcoal

so look nay
when thy look
fun nay
and thy are to act
fun nay,
not knowing how fun nay
thy look
when ever thy
fun.



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