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Short Silly Poem Database - 19

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The Innocent Children by Savannah Allison

Tiny Smiles,
Light up the Room,
by the children,

You can hear their laughter,
down the hall,
the funny part is,
their laughing at nothing at all,

How is it that somewhere
between the ages of twelve
and fourteen,
you lose that sweet
laughter,
and you become serious,
You no longer find simple things funny,
you watch your weight,
and care only about money,
for a new pair of expensive jeans,
or those wonderful shoe,
I just sit and I muse

Why dont I laugh like that anymore?
And smile while im just thinking?
Where did my childhood go?


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Penguins by Hannah Smith

Penguins walk so funny, don't they?
But they don't just do that,
They make a hole in the ground
And hide inside.
The female lays her eggs in that hole,
Penguins walk so funny, don't they?
But they don't just do that.


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Do Without by Aram Stefanian

You can't do without M.J.
Which is becoming your best friend
Each night and day
Sometimes it hurts too bad
But who cares?

Love summons challengers
And the guy who dares
The three of us are bound
By a sturdy cord

I know if you're in it,
Then you can sure afford
Death is impotent, he will
Do us no severe harm

Life tastes like sweet poison
At this funny farm



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Paul Pumpkin by Gareth Lancaster

Paul Pumpkin
Sat alone
Just thinking
And groaned
Whilst blinking
Which was odd
With no eye-lids!

Paul Pumpkin
Shone bright
From inside
Creamy white
Were his eyes
Which was nice
His head's empty!

Paul Pumpkin
Wasn't sad
Or gloomy
Or mad
It was roomy
Which felt good
No clutter inside!




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